Question: i am trying to grow a bilva tree but i can't make the seed to sprout? in California or Uk, both place very warm now ,what should i do?
Answer: I think it may be difficult to grow bilva from seed.It may be easy fro sapling.
Question: Hindus: While i'm doing meditation? While i'm doing meditation, i'm seeing a maple leaf, its not exactly like maple nor like bilva! But it has three jointed leaf, is it good or not`?
Answer: It is neither good or bad. Rather it is a sign to you from your subconscious. I would advise speaking to your Guru or thinking about what is suggesting to you.
It is not uncommon in the modern world for us to build up strange connections in our minds from a variety of cultures and symbols. So depending on the culture you are in and the media you watch you should check against those symbols.
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Question: Laloo Bhaiyya Gets Job,Joke? Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference :
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted.
Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
Answer: HAHA!...good one!
the 'bilva' just cracked me up!
